A professor was explaining marketing concepts to his students:
1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2) You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him!” - Thats Advertising
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Telemarketing
4) You’re at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say, “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich! Can you marry me!?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s Demand and Supply Gap
8) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say anything, another guy comes up and says, “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him. - That’s Competition Eating Into Your Market Share
-Taken from Curious - The Tourist Guide December 2010



